a "Love Song for Heart Rhythm Specialists"

At #HRS2014 @DavidPogue wrote and played a "Love Song for Heart Rhythm Specialists" that was widely missed http://t.co/VkO8SJTFDf Hilarious
— Eric Topol (@EricTopol) May 9, 2014

Lyrics: (VERSE:) "Hello there, baby, are you new in these parts?

I am a doctor, yeah, a doctor of hearts!
You sure are pretty, baby, that I can see
And you’d look better yet beside an MD

I’m think our chemistry is hot and it’s real
But holy moly, that’s not all that I feel
I sense constriction in my vascular flow
So here is what I wanna know:

CHORUS:
Is it your eyes?
Or atrial fibrillation?
Is it love I need?
Or Neurohumoral Modulation?

Do you make my heart race?
Or have I got tachycardia?
When I look at your face
I nearly get bradycardia.

I get a rippin’ arhythmia
And palpitations, too...
I guess I mean my heart skips a beat
When I look at you!


That may sound technical, but baby, my god
You have a powerful effect on my bod
I’ve been in practice for a whole lotta years
I’ve never heard this kind of ring in my ears
No ER doc will have a clue what to do
My diagnosis is, the affliction is you
This kind of heart attack is rare as can be
You’d better do a workup of me!

Is it your smile?
That screws with my physiology?
Do I need your kiss?
Or a lotta pharmacology?

You got my heart in your hands
And got my mind in the gutter
You do a thing to my glands
And give me atrial flutter

I get a rippin’ arhythmia
And palpitations, too...
I guess I mean my heart skips a beat
When I look at you!

I get a rippin’ arhythmia
And palpitations, too...
I guess I mean my heart skips a beat
When I look at you!"

--David Pogue