If Mister Spock Could See Me

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Star Trek Haiku

If Mister Spock
Could see me

As I have
No God no Religion
He would say
I am not a good companion.

As people
I admire most
Are dancers
Choreographers, writers;
Not scientists,
He would say
I am an escape artist.

My faulty logic,
My love for Edgar
Allan Poe,
My woe...

All
A minor
Mishap.

A grave
Misunderstanding,
When it comes to my
C Sharp
Or Python coding.

If Mister Spock
Could see me

His diagnosis
And Freudian logic
Writing an algorithm,
A sci-fi beam,
A beating-heart
Force bypass.

If Mister Spock
Could see me

May the Force
Be with my coronary artery.