"Ici, on a la détente facile*" means something like "Talking about damn good ways of killing... time"
* "Avoir la détente facile" both means:
1. to enjoy putting one's feet up, to relax
2. to be trigger-happy
Ouch, my back is killing me... Talking about entering devil's kitchen... There are many ways to do this... and sometimes it can even lead you to a... grave misunderstanding. A redundant expression for "Hospital"? Kaboul kitchen...